[ Kakashi had watched, rather unimpressed, as Kiba found the right thing to say, and really, Kiba, if you're going to be a dick to Kakashi and expect that he won't be a dick right back, maybe you shouldn't punctuate it so seriously when you could've just played it off as silly banter.

Unfortunately. This is clearly a dick measuring contest.

For Kiba, at least.

Kakashi is rather secure in his manhood, even if he doesn't particularly enjoy having some kid suggest that he's too old to fuck. ]

Ah, yes. Very audacious. You're also rude and presumptuous and have absolutely no respect for your superiors. I could probably call you an insubordinating little shit, too, but I'd rather just chalk it up to you being an idiot.