[Well. Time to make up more bullshit. What was the name of that one random chick in the village he liked when he was about twelve? She had a nice name.]

Her name was Akari—she was here for a little while.

There was this experiment the Malnosso did around this "Valentine's" holiday, and this one guy left out a basket of fun stuff [AKA condoms] for people to take, so—you know.

[Some of these things may or may not be actually true.]