Mm-hmm~! [Haha, his real name went right through both ears. Nice try, though.] Oh, awesome. Definitely give that a read once you've got a minute - it's pretty long and real boring, but it's got this place defined to a T. Whoever wrote it but be one heck of an egghead.

As for me, I'm Norma - Norma Batty, world's best treasure hunter extraordinaire and finder of a mythical treasure of a planet far, far away~! Or, just mine. Nice to meet you.