Oh, Kakashi, what a situation we have gotten ourselves into!
[Iruka says this in between breaths of laughter. The babble comes out like a steady stream, as his limbs cooperate somewhat with Kakashi's almost man handling.]
What a situation! It's kind of hilarious don't you think? Here we are, in a lovely place, fairly peaceful, if you think about it, not too shabby. Far away from home, from the war, the deaths, the funerals we might live to see or be a part of, everything! All that shit! And here, you can live. Actually live a peaceful life with family! Family!
I don't care what holier than thou camaraderie words or will of fire you're going spew at me, it is not fair! Have you seen Naruto? That boy! That boy has a family here! And that is completely unfair because it isn't real, one day he will go back, and they are dead. Fucking dead.
There is no place for the dead amongst the living! It's unfair! It's unfair for Naruto! For everyone whose dead family is here! Even Sasuke! His mother is fucking, here, damnit!
[Somewhere in there, Iruka's voice might have reached a higher pitch.]
The worst part is, you want to stay and that is bad! Bad, bad, bad! I'm a bad man! Bad, bad man!
[Iruka repeats bad, bad man one more time then starts laughing.]
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[Iruka says this in between breaths of laughter. The babble comes out like a steady stream, as his limbs cooperate somewhat with Kakashi's almost man handling.]
What a situation! It's kind of hilarious don't you think? Here we are, in a lovely place, fairly peaceful, if you think about it, not too shabby. Far away from home, from the war, the deaths, the funerals we might live to see or be a part of, everything! All that shit! And here, you can live. Actually live a peaceful life with family! Family!
I don't care what holier than thou camaraderie words or will of fire you're going spew at me, it is not fair! Have you seen Naruto? That boy! That boy has a family here! And that is completely unfair because it isn't real, one day he will go back, and they are dead. Fucking dead.
There is no place for the dead amongst the living! It's unfair! It's unfair for Naruto! For everyone whose dead family is here! Even Sasuke! His mother is fucking, here, damnit!
[Somewhere in there, Iruka's voice might have reached a higher pitch.]
The worst part is, you want to stay and that is bad! Bad, bad, bad! I'm a bad man! Bad, bad man!
[Iruka repeats bad, bad man one more time then starts laughing.]
A bad, bad man~!