You can watch me enjoy my bottle until I pass out, if you are so concerned. But you cannot stop me, I will not allow it. I will not stand for it. Deal?

[Iruka is bargaining. He's actually... bargaining. To drink his own booze. While being manhandled. This is ridiculous.]

Then you can make sure Naruto doesn't bury me. Not that he will, I am pretty good at this. Lots of practice!