[Iruka doesn't even know what him because he only manages a -- ]

H-Hey --!

[-- before he promptly passes out, in the middle of the hallway, in Kakashi's arms and just goes boneless. Maybe it's for the best, that he sleeps off the rabid thoughts running amok in his mind. He's a dead weight in Kakashi's grip. Or rather, whatever grip Kakashi has on him.]