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[ura_no_ura]

[ Well, it seems he's got the basics down.

This isn't the afterlife, even if Kakashi's not entirely sure if he's actually still alive. And the wings don't do anything other than serve a mostly ornamental purpose. Which, in his book, means that they're completely useless and have about as much function as a second belly-button or a third nipple. Either way, they're itchy and uncomfortable and he had to cut holes in his flak vest so they weren't crushed against his body. A flak vest that was kindly delivered to him by his sensei, along with the rest of his gear. (He's only too relieved that it wasn't Naruto or Sakura or someone else who came across him when he was still in that relative state of undress -- what, without the mask and all.)

So here he is, fully dressed, with his journal-cum-communication device in his hand, flipped on. He supposes he should say hello this way since it would be easier to do this than to hunt down every shinobi of Konoha individually. It probably would also be useful for him to introduce himself to the rest of the network as well.

He's sitting on a tree stump while Minato goes off to do something IDEK ok and has his signature I Am Bored expression on his face. Or rather, lack of expression.

The edges of his wings, silver and tipped in black, flutter slightly. ]

Ah, is this thing on?

[ He brings the camera a little closer then, to make sure it's properly capturing him. Once he's sure, he raises a hand in something of a wave.

This is starting to feel like some sort of speed dating thing, minus the actual person sitting in front of him. Not that he's ever actually done speed dating, but he assumes that's how it'd work. ]

Yo. My name is Hatake Kakashi. I'm a shinobi by trade.

[ What does one say in introductions? Likes, dislikes, dreams, and hobbies? Ah, he supposes he can do that. ]

I'm not the kind of guy who talks about his likes and dislikes... My dreams are...hmm.... [ a beat ] none of your business. And I have many hobbies. None of which I want to tell you.

[ Another beat. ]

Any questions?

Comments

[ura_no_ura]

Hmmm, I wasn't aware I was giving you any advice to begin with...

[keepitcanine]

Well, maybe you should start, since you're so experienced and all.

[ura_no_ura]

But I thought you just said I was out of my prime~!

[keepitcanine]

[This was not how things were supposed to go.]

And maybe I was just testing you to see if you had actually learned anything.

1/3

[ura_no_ura]

Let me think about that.

[ura_no_ura]

Hmmm...

[ura_no_ura]

You're an idiot.

1/idek

[keepitcanine]

[dfasojijdaosda asfdijopfsda.

hell no]

[keepitcanine]

[well, screw you too, sir. kiba feels offended at your ridiculous assumption.]

[keepitcanine]

[opens mouth.]

[keepitcanine]

[closes it.]

[keepitcanine]

[THINKING OF A RETORT.]

[keepitcanine]

Shut up!

I am not!

/done

[keepitcanine]

I'm... audacious, thanks.

[Ino taught him that word. It is a good word. It is an awesome word. He likes it and he doesn't do fancy vocabulary.]

It takes an idiot to know one, anyway.

good job kiba

[ura_no_ura]

[ Kakashi had watched, rather unimpressed, as Kiba found the right thing to say, and really, Kiba, if you're going to be a dick to Kakashi and expect that he won't be a dick right back, maybe you shouldn't punctuate it so seriously when you could've just played it off as silly banter.

Unfortunately. This is clearly a dick measuring contest.

For Kiba, at least.

Kakashi is rather secure in his manhood, even if he doesn't particularly enjoy having some kid suggest that he's too old to fuck. ]

Ah, yes. Very audacious. You're also rude and presumptuous and have absolutely no respect for your superiors. I could probably call you an insubordinating little shit, too, but I'd rather just chalk it up to you being an idiot.

gold star kiba

[keepitcanine]

[He bristles a little bit. Frowning.]

Sorry.

[ura_no_ura]

[ Yeah, just this look. ]

[keepitcanine]

I'm a moron who says stuff before he thinks. I get it.

For what it's worth, I am happy to see you.

[ura_no_ura]

[ Kakashi just stares for a moment before he sighs. ]

How long have you been here?

[keepitcanine]

Almost two years. Just give it two more months.

threadjacks...

[believeit]

Shut up Kiba. Man, you're so embarrassing.

[YEAH HE SNOOPED ON THIS WHOLE THING.]

didn't your mom tell you it's rude to eavesdrop sir

[keepitcanine]

Embarrassing?

Have you looked in the mirror lately?

Because every time I run into you, I see a moron in orange clothing who enjoys turning into a naked woman in his spare time.

probably, so shhh

[believeit]

I'm not the one making up fake stories about having sex and telling them to Senseis that don't even care.

[keepitcanine]

Who says I'm making it up?

[He is. But at this point, he's taking all his lies to his grave like a good ninja should.]

[believeit]

I do! I don't believe it one bit.

[Oh Kiba.]