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[ura_no_ura]

[ Well, it seems he's got the basics down.

This isn't the afterlife, even if Kakashi's not entirely sure if he's actually still alive. And the wings don't do anything other than serve a mostly ornamental purpose. Which, in his book, means that they're completely useless and have about as much function as a second belly-button or a third nipple. Either way, they're itchy and uncomfortable and he had to cut holes in his flak vest so they weren't crushed against his body. A flak vest that was kindly delivered to him by his sensei, along with the rest of his gear. (He's only too relieved that it wasn't Naruto or Sakura or someone else who came across him when he was still in that relative state of undress -- what, without the mask and all.)

So here he is, fully dressed, with his journal-cum-communication device in his hand, flipped on. He supposes he should say hello this way since it would be easier to do this than to hunt down every shinobi of Konoha individually. It probably would also be useful for him to introduce himself to the rest of the network as well.

He's sitting on a tree stump while Minato goes off to do something IDEK ok and has his signature I Am Bored expression on his face. Or rather, lack of expression.

The edges of his wings, silver and tipped in black, flutter slightly. ]

Ah, is this thing on?

[ He brings the camera a little closer then, to make sure it's properly capturing him. Once he's sure, he raises a hand in something of a wave.

This is starting to feel like some sort of speed dating thing, minus the actual person sitting in front of him. Not that he's ever actually done speed dating, but he assumes that's how it'd work. ]

Yo. My name is Hatake Kakashi. I'm a shinobi by trade.

[ What does one say in introductions? Likes, dislikes, dreams, and hobbies? Ah, he supposes he can do that. ]

I'm not the kind of guy who talks about his likes and dislikes... My dreams are...hmm.... [ a beat ] none of your business. And I have many hobbies. None of which I want to tell you.

[ Another beat. ]

Any questions?

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[ura_no_ura]

Oh, this thing?

[ He raises a hand to scratch at his mask. ]

It's actually very breathable.

[fashionably_strong]

What happens if you want to eat? Can you pull it off easily if you need to?

[She's also curious as to why he's wearing it, since nobody else that she's met from his world seems to wear a face mask.]

[ura_no_ura]

Well, you see, it's actually permanently attached to my face, so I have to eat through a tube.

[ Says this so nonchalantly and without any hesitation, as though he's talking about the weather or something. ]

[fashionably_strong]

[Bulla makes a face at that.]

You'll have to forgive me if I don't believe that.

[ura_no_ura]

Ah, but it's the truth.

[fashionably_strong]

I don't even see a hole in your mask for a feeding tube to fit in.

[ura_no_ura]

That's because it goes into a hole in my stomach.

[fashionably_strong]

[Eww.]

And there isn't anything a good surgeon can do to detach the mask from your face?

[So not believing you, Kakashi.]

[ura_no_ura]

Hmmm, but if it was detached, I would probably die... It filters my air, after all...

[ Yeah he's just gonna keep running with this line of trolling. ]

[fashionably_strong]

Lucky for you, the Malnosso revive people and there are people here with healing powers.

[ura_no_ura]

Ah, yes, I'm sure dying is quite a pleasant experience.

[ Can he be anymore deadpan. ]

[fashionably_strong]

There are enough healers here to prevent you from dying anyway.

[She can't believe she's having an argument about this when she doesn't even believe him.]

[ura_no_ura]

I'd rather not risk it.

[ Yep, let the trolling continue into infinity and beyond. ]