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[ura_no_ura]

[ Well, it seems he's got the basics down.

This isn't the afterlife, even if Kakashi's not entirely sure if he's actually still alive. And the wings don't do anything other than serve a mostly ornamental purpose. Which, in his book, means that they're completely useless and have about as much function as a second belly-button or a third nipple. Either way, they're itchy and uncomfortable and he had to cut holes in his flak vest so they weren't crushed against his body. A flak vest that was kindly delivered to him by his sensei, along with the rest of his gear. (He's only too relieved that it wasn't Naruto or Sakura or someone else who came across him when he was still in that relative state of undress -- what, without the mask and all.)

So here he is, fully dressed, with his journal-cum-communication device in his hand, flipped on. He supposes he should say hello this way since it would be easier to do this than to hunt down every shinobi of Konoha individually. It probably would also be useful for him to introduce himself to the rest of the network as well.

He's sitting on a tree stump while Minato goes off to do something IDEK ok and has his signature I Am Bored expression on his face. Or rather, lack of expression.

The edges of his wings, silver and tipped in black, flutter slightly. ]

Ah, is this thing on?

[ He brings the camera a little closer then, to make sure it's properly capturing him. Once he's sure, he raises a hand in something of a wave.

This is starting to feel like some sort of speed dating thing, minus the actual person sitting in front of him. Not that he's ever actually done speed dating, but he assumes that's how it'd work. ]

Yo. My name is Hatake Kakashi. I'm a shinobi by trade.

[ What does one say in introductions? Likes, dislikes, dreams, and hobbies? Ah, he supposes he can do that. ]

I'm not the kind of guy who talks about his likes and dislikes... My dreams are...hmm.... [ a beat ] none of your business. And I have many hobbies. None of which I want to tell you.

[ Another beat. ]

Any questions?

Comments

B)

[believeit]

Oh-- hey Ino!

Eh? So it really isn't true?

l o l

[ura_no_ura]

[ Yeah Kakashi's just here in the background s i g h i n g. ]

[floralogy]

[Will ignore you for now, Kakashi-sensei.]

What do you think, Naruto? It's not like Kiba's one smooth guy and for the two years I'm here, I haven't seen him make a move on a girl.

[And she should know.]

[believeit]

Well I didn't think so, I mean it's Kiba but you never know! Sometimes miracles happen.

[floralogy]

Trust me, it'd take more than a miracle for Kiba. [Snorts.] I don't know, you two are hopeless cases.

[believeit]

Oi, how come I'm being brought into this?!

[keepitcanine]

Because you were a moron and answered her.

{Get out, Ino.]

You're going to trust a dude over a crazy chick, right?

[believeit]

Shut up, Kiba! And no, I'm not gonna believe you.

[Because you called him a moron, that's why!]

[keepitcanine]

You're the one who talked first, in case you didn't notice when you started talking.

I was even going to tell you what you got up to with the girls the last time you were here.

[Except he wasn't since Hinata but Naruto doesn't know what.]

[believeit]

[Look at that, he is suddenly changing his mind.]

Oh come on Kiba, of course I believed you. [Yeah whatever, now spill the important stuff.]

What did the other me do?

[keepitcanine]

You don't sound all that authentic.

[believeit]

Who cares about that right now, tell me what you were gonna say.

[floralogy]

[She shrugs.]

I don't know, because it's a fact?

[believeit]

Well Kiba said I totally got up to stuff with girls when I was last here. [HAH take that INO.]

[keepitcanine]

You sure you haven't seen me make a move on a girl?

I'm sure you have.

In person.

[Someone just needed a curse to show them what they were missing.]

1/2 lmaooooo

[floralogy]

[Ugh. Get out, Kiba.]

What are you trying to--

[floralogy]

--THAT ONE DOESN'T COUNT AND YOU KNOW IT!!

[keepitcanine]

[Laughing hysterically.]