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[ura_no_ura]

[ Well, it seems he's got the basics down.

This isn't the afterlife, even if Kakashi's not entirely sure if he's actually still alive. And the wings don't do anything other than serve a mostly ornamental purpose. Which, in his book, means that they're completely useless and have about as much function as a second belly-button or a third nipple. Either way, they're itchy and uncomfortable and he had to cut holes in his flak vest so they weren't crushed against his body. A flak vest that was kindly delivered to him by his sensei, along with the rest of his gear. (He's only too relieved that it wasn't Naruto or Sakura or someone else who came across him when he was still in that relative state of undress -- what, without the mask and all.)

So here he is, fully dressed, with his journal-cum-communication device in his hand, flipped on. He supposes he should say hello this way since it would be easier to do this than to hunt down every shinobi of Konoha individually. It probably would also be useful for him to introduce himself to the rest of the network as well.

He's sitting on a tree stump while Minato goes off to do something IDEK ok and has his signature I Am Bored expression on his face. Or rather, lack of expression.

The edges of his wings, silver and tipped in black, flutter slightly. ]

Ah, is this thing on?

[ He brings the camera a little closer then, to make sure it's properly capturing him. Once he's sure, he raises a hand in something of a wave.

This is starting to feel like some sort of speed dating thing, minus the actual person sitting in front of him. Not that he's ever actually done speed dating, but he assumes that's how it'd work. ]

Yo. My name is Hatake Kakashi. I'm a shinobi by trade.

[ What does one say in introductions? Likes, dislikes, dreams, and hobbies? Ah, he supposes he can do that. ]

I'm not the kind of guy who talks about his likes and dislikes... My dreams are...hmm.... [ a beat ] none of your business. And I have many hobbies. None of which I want to tell you.

[ Another beat. ]

Any questions?

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[derpivity]

[SOBS THIS IS TRUE. FOREVER THE VICTIM HERE.]

Your hair... It would be a shame cutting it, you know.

['Shame' is even an understatement.]

[fervidity]

[NO ONE ELSE CAN TAKE IT LIKE U HUBBY]

It'll grow back.

What about around here? [She draws a line around her jaw to show how short it would be.]

Or maybe I should try and make it short and spikey like yours, Minato.

[derpivity]

[AKSGDASK NOOOOOOO]

Really, Kushina. Your hair's perfect as it is. I don't think I'll approve of this change at all.

[There, being upfront on how he dislikes it sobs.]

[fervidity]

[GETTING SOMEWHERE]

You can still smell it when it's short. What's the problem?

[derpivity]

[Okay, welp. Here goes the light blush.]

But you look more beautiful with it long.

[fervidity]

[HER TURN TO REDDEN. She stops teasing him, looking at the table and dropping her hand in her lap so she's not hovering it near her chin anymore or sending Kakashi grins because PRANK IS WORKING.]

Fine, I won't cut it.

[Not that she was GOING to. He hadn't even seen it short...]

[derpivity]

[With her decision to finally not cut it, Minato beams in triumph.]

Good. Because I like it just the way it is.

[Sorry if you're suddenly witnessing flirting 101 between Sensei and Kushina, Kakashi.]

[fervidity]

[Him being so pleased about her not cutting her hair is silly and so MINATO.

Yes, Kakashi it's just like being back in Konoha]

Okay, okay. I was just kidding.

[FIDGETING WITH HER HAIR]

I couldn't cut it.

[ura_no_ura]

[ guys do you really have to do this in front of him

Kakashi's sensitive, ok. ]

[derpivity]

[Silliest grin goes here. SORRY KAKASHI, IT'S HONEYMOON STAGE EVERYDAY FOR THESE TWO.]

I'll make sure you won't. If I had to keep a close eye on it, I will.

[Not that he's not doing this already.]

[fervidity]

[ARENT YOU USED TO IT BY NOW KAKASHI

She likes making Minato happy. But she also REALLY likes teasing him.]

Or a close nose.

[NYEH NYEH]

[ura_no_ura]

[ ok fine really he's used to it but it still makes him flush just a little because sensei is flirting with Kushina-san and that makes him think funny things. anyway. HERE IS KAKASHI CHUCKLING A BIT because well, it's kind of cute really, the two of them. ]

Ahhhh, this is nostalgic...

[ Really, it is.

Though back then, he was probably beet red and scowling.]

[derpivity]

[Minato chuckles at them both and points out the obvious.]

You're not scowling now, though.

[ura_no_ura]

[ Kakashi laughs, softly. ]

Would you like me to scowl, Sensei? I think I could manage it.

[derpivity]

[He shakes his head whilst still chuckling a little.]

It'd be strange to see a grown man in his thirties scowl and pout like a teenager. But if you'd like to please your sensei that much, I won't be opposed to it.

[Teasing, teasing.]

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[ura_no_ura]

[ ... at which Kakashi attempts to furrow his brows, because maybe he can do this, mayyyybe--- ]

[ura_no_ura]

[............not. ]

[fervidity]

[don't mind her she's just raughing 5eva]

[derpivity]

[OH GOD YES LAUGHING 5EVA HERE TOO, OH MAN.]

[ura_no_ura]

[ okay he's laughing too now. ]