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[ura_no_ura]

[ Well, it seems he's got the basics down.

This isn't the afterlife, even if Kakashi's not entirely sure if he's actually still alive. And the wings don't do anything other than serve a mostly ornamental purpose. Which, in his book, means that they're completely useless and have about as much function as a second belly-button or a third nipple. Either way, they're itchy and uncomfortable and he had to cut holes in his flak vest so they weren't crushed against his body. A flak vest that was kindly delivered to him by his sensei, along with the rest of his gear. (He's only too relieved that it wasn't Naruto or Sakura or someone else who came across him when he was still in that relative state of undress -- what, without the mask and all.)

So here he is, fully dressed, with his journal-cum-communication device in his hand, flipped on. He supposes he should say hello this way since it would be easier to do this than to hunt down every shinobi of Konoha individually. It probably would also be useful for him to introduce himself to the rest of the network as well.

He's sitting on a tree stump while Minato goes off to do something IDEK ok and has his signature I Am Bored expression on his face. Or rather, lack of expression.

The edges of his wings, silver and tipped in black, flutter slightly. ]

Ah, is this thing on?

[ He brings the camera a little closer then, to make sure it's properly capturing him. Once he's sure, he raises a hand in something of a wave.

This is starting to feel like some sort of speed dating thing, minus the actual person sitting in front of him. Not that he's ever actually done speed dating, but he assumes that's how it'd work. ]

Yo. My name is Hatake Kakashi. I'm a shinobi by trade.

[ What does one say in introductions? Likes, dislikes, dreams, and hobbies? Ah, he supposes he can do that. ]

I'm not the kind of guy who talks about his likes and dislikes... My dreams are...hmm.... [ a beat ] none of your business. And I have many hobbies. None of which I want to tell you.

[ Another beat. ]

Any questions?

Comments

[deathsdoctor]

Then it's probably perfect for you.

[ura_no_ura]

[ Kakashi nods, quiet for a moment, and then -- ]

So, tell me, what is there to do here, anyway?

[deathsdoctor]

Depends on what's to your taste.

There's working in one of the shops, organizations, or clinics in the village. We have farmland that needs tending and any hands are welcome. Or you could teach, train, or take up some kind of hobby.

Or... there are the missions, which you might prefer. They're for pay... small pay... and they get you out of the enclosure for a little while. There are combat missions, research missions, training missions, and others that require skill in medicine or seamanship. It's working for the Malnosso, true, but you can learn things out there that you can't here.

[ura_no_ura]

...I was actually referring to leisure, but that was... quite informative. Thanks. I'll keep it in mind.

[deathsdoctor]

[Shrug. Whelp, work is kinda a leisure (read: keep yourself sane) activity in a way here with no economy and everything provided, but...]

No problem. ... as for purely leisure, there should be a party or rave or festival of some kind sooner or later. Tanabata's coming up soon, for instance.

[ura_no_ura]

Are there movie theaters? [ and then, after the tiniest pause ] ....bookstores?

[ You see, bookstores are very important to Kakashi. Especially ones that might potentially carry the Icha Icha series. ]

[deathsdoctor]

No movie theatres, but we have a library. Filled with books from every world.

[... Law got the Icha Icha books for his birthday. Thanks Marco, you're a bro. But perhaps there are some left on the shelves...

Or not.]

[ura_no_ura]

[ That certainly perks Kakashi's interests. Perhaps he can permanently "borrow" those books... A nice little collection for himself. ]

Really. Books from every world. I'll have to check it out, then.

[deathsdoctor]

Sounds like you're an avid reader, then. Any favorites you're hoping to find?

[ura_no_ura]

[ Well, this is going to be a far shot, but, Kakashi might as well try. Even if it's maybe a little embarrassing. ]

Ahh... have you heard of the Icha Icha series, by any chance...?

[deathsdoctor]

[... one sec. There's the sound of rustling before the camera points at a particular set of paperbacks.]

You mean these books, perhaps?

[ura_no_ura]

[ Cue the surprise.

Just like that, Kakashi goes from being rather expressionless to suddenly a little too excited. Because Icha Icha is here. It's really here. He can read his books! ]

Yes. Those.

[ Hear that slightest tremor of excitement in his voice? Y e p. ]

[deathsdoctor]

[Y E P.

UFUFU.]

Well, then, hope you find them in there.

[Because... if not... you gotta wonder. How much are these books worth to you, Kakashi?]

[ura_no_ura]

Are you--

[ Okay, that came out too quickly. He takes a breath. Pauses. Starts again. ]

Are you a fan as well?

[deathsdoctor]

I confess I have a certain fondness for them. They were a birthday present from a good friend.

[Aka not letting these babies go unless you offer him a good price.]

[ura_no_ura]

[...yeah, Kakashi wouldn't want another man's porn anyway. Not unless he was, ah, quite close with that individual. Besides, he likes his own shiny, new copies. Nothing better than the smell of new books. And fresh pages. ]

Which one's your favorite?

[deathsdoctor]

Oh, Icha Icha Tactics. I liked especially what happened at the end with Junko and Akira. She...

[SPOILING THE ENDING HERE --- WAIT MORE IMPORTANT DETAIL TO MIND]

... wait, there are kids all over this post. One second.

[CRAFTING ADULTS ONLY FILTER NOW. ... shoo, kids, nothing to see here.]

[ura_no_ura]

[ Kakashi waits but already he knows exactly what Law is referring to. That tantalizing ending, filled with so much tension and excitement!

The drama!

The glory!

Oh, Junko-chan~ ♥

Indeed, Icha Icha Tactics also holds a very special place in Kakashi's heart like all the other books. ]

FILTERED FROM MINORS

[deathsdoctor]

Better. Now, that scene at the onsen when they finally had it out and made up.

Never did expect that twist of events. What a woman.

[Itachi may have recalled his chuckling at that part. Some things are so good (or so bad that they become gloriously good) that you can't put down.]

[ura_no_ura]

[ Kakashi's chuckling a bit now in that kind of conspiratorial way that ONLY A FELLOW LOVER OF ICHA ICHA CAN POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND. It is, after all, very unique to Icha Icha. ]

My favorite part was when they made it back to the room and Junko-chan showed Akira what was in her suitcase~

[ Is that an eyebrow waggle under his hitai-ate?

Nooo not at all. ]

[deathsdoctor]

[Of course not.]

Mmmmhmmm. Oh yes. Let's not forget what lead up to that. You know, with the geisha?

Best advice ever.

[ura_no_ura]

Mmm, Sayomi. Without her, we might not have had such a great ending.

[ Indeed, it was absolutely fantastic! ]

[deathsdoctor]

... yeah. Especially with the guy from the gambling den involved.

[... Itachi, partner, what is with that face. 8| Trying to establish a rapport with the guy via something he likes.

... oh come on. He's caught you with the books too.]

[yourhatred]

[Only to see what they were for himself for once. Reading is difficult now. 8|

He's just not sure what to think about this conversation anymore, but you two feel free to carry on. Developing a good rapport with Kakashi is a plus, even if it takes a chat like this for it to happen.]

[ura_no_ura]

You know...most people find him to be pretty sleazy. It seems you have a difference of opinion.

[ DOOT DOOT DOOT COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS TO THIS OTHER THING GOING ON HERE... ]